Setarbak at setapak

Just sharing about setarbak at setapak.

That doesn't mean I don't go there. I may be willing to pay their exorbitant prices for a cup of coffee, but I refuse to play their little Starbucks games. It's my right as a human being......huhuhuhu

You too, have these rights when entering a Starbucks:

1. You have the right to order in plain English a SMALL, MEDIUM or LARGE.

2. You have the right to take your time and not feel rushed while making your order, even though the cashier is rolling his eyes and tapping his kilometrico pen on the counter.

3. You have the right to give them a fake name to write on your cup.

4. You have the right to get whipped cream on your nonfat drink without every Starbuck's employee asking, "No whip, right?"

5. You have the right to act like your mother in response to the total price of your drink, ie. dig in your purse for exact change and make comments under your breath such as, "What a racket," and "This is highway robbery."

6. You have the right NOT to tip. Their job is to make coffee and serve it. What EXTRA service deserves a tip? They don't even deliver it...even the counter is higher than me....pendek lah ...Give me a freaking break. They should be tipping ME for having to listen to their shitty coffee house music.

7. You have the right to force your way up to the front and watch them make your coffee, and bring it to their attention if they "accidentally" use whole milk instead of the nonfat you ordered.

8. You have the right to order a free cup of water. The barista will act like you are asking him to shave off his goatee, and he will do it, reluctantly, after he has finished all 27 orders before you. Still, it's your right and he HAS to do it.

9. You have the right to sit down and drink your coffee there, although I don't know why anyone would want to sit in an uncomfortable chair at a wobbly table listening to shitty music (see right #6). Yes, there is a couch, but you would have to share it with the fat guy on his laptop writing his "novel"....and cute young girls acting as if bapak punya cafe.... Go for it. It's your right.

10. You have the right to stand in line listening to shitty music, realize you don't want to pay rm10 for a cup of coffee, and leave. Just because you walk into a Starbucks doesn't mean you have to buy something....right......